Choppy Cuts

CHOP CHOP CHAOS TURNS A SALON INTO A THRILL RIDE

Choppy Cuts doesn’t “ease you in.” It grabs you by the wrist and shoves the scissors into your hand with a grin. This game is a co-op snipping party where efficiency is the only law, and everything else—tools, furniture, plans—can be tossed across the room. One moment feels like an ordinary shift. The next? You’re yelling “make it quick!” as the whole salon explodes into motion.

• Adrenaline-First Flow: You go from calm trims to panic in seconds, and you feel the pace ramp like a heartbeat in your ears.
• Toss Those Tools: The fastest route to victory is pure chaos—toss those tools, slide, smack, and keep the line moving.
• Throw Those Customers: Yes, really—throw those customers (even customers!) when the salon demands it, because time is a blade.

LOCAL CO-OP MAYHEM BUILDS A REAL DREAM TEAM

This is where Choppy Cuts becomes a story you tell your friend group later: a multiplayer salon sprint where teamwork is oxygen. Whether you’re in local co-op on the couch or jumping online, you’re always juggling tasks, shouting callouts, and saving each other from tiny disasters that stack into comedy. It’s frantic, it’s loud, and it’s weirdly satisfying when the team clicks.

• Make The Dream Team: Build your team and sharpen instincts fast—team and sharpen your scissors until you move like one machine.
• Quick Hand-Off Mastery: The best runs are a relay race of scissors, clippers, and chaos—pass, catch, cut, toss, repeat.
• Three Stars Pressure: Want three stars? Every second counts, every mistake echoes, and the whole crew has to think

11 STYLISTS TURN EVERY RUN INTO A NEW STRATEGY

Choppy Cuts isn’t just “cut hair faster.” It’s about choices—who you bring, how you play, and how your team adapts mid-meltdown. You’ve got unique stylists to make the dream team, and each stylist has their distinct style like a signature move set. Their distinct style and abilities change how you work, how you recover, and how you bully chaos into order.

• Distinct Style, Different Role: Each character’s rhythm pushes you into a role—speed demon, support, fixer, chaos controller.
• Abilities That Matter: These aren’t cosmetic swaps—your experience shifts depending on who’s cutting and who’s catching.
• Break Chopping History: When the lineup is right, you start to break chopping history—smoother clears, faster routes, better runs.

50+ LEVELS OF ESCALATING CHAOS SMASHES “NORMAL” INTO DUST

Here’s the hook that keeps you hitting “one more”: tackle challenges from 50 levels that escalate from tidy tutorials into full-blown salon storms. You start with 50 levels of basic trims, then get shoved into basic trims to wild frenzies, then launched into trims to wild frenzies across strange worlds where the rules feel like they’re laughing at you. Every level is a new punchline with scissors.

• Over 50 Levels Of Escalating: over 50 levels of escalating madness means “stable” is temporary and “panic” is permanent.
• Expect The Unexpected: Another ordinary shift? Don’t blink—hazards crash in, your layout betrays you, and you improvise or you lose.
• Throw Everything: When the timer bites, you throw everything—tools, chairs, and yes… even customers—because the goal is survival-by-efficiency.

STEAM DEMO ENERGY + COMMUNITY FEEDBACK DRIVES THE NEXT VERSION

Choppy Cuts is currently in a demo stage, and you can feel that early-fire energy—ideas sparking, systems evolving, and updates promised. The dev team is leaning into player feedback like it’s fuel, treating every customer complaint (and compliment) as a blueprint. If you read the notes, you’ll see the direction: more levels, more modes, more chaos—including outfits, characters, and surprises in each new version.

• Built With The Community: The community isn’t decoration here—it’s part of the process, and “tell us what broke” is basically the mission.
• Steam-Ready Madness: The Steam demo vibe fits perfectly: jump in, laugh hard, share clips, repeat.
• Co-Op Snipping Party Forever: The core loop is already the best kind of mess—fast, social, and ridiculously replayable.

FINAL CUT

Choppy Cuts is the rare game that makes teamwork feel like a stunt show: loud, quick, chaotic, and strangely precise. Step in, grab your crew, and tackle the madness—because once you start yelling “chop chop,” you won’t want to stop.